How long has it been since you were denied entry t0 a certain place of business because one of the people that you were with wasn't 21 years of age, in fact the youngest is about 2o years and 5 months shy of that magic drinking number. This is something that I haven't encountered in about 20 years, this is definitely a new chapter in urban geriatric mom adventures...
Some days I wish that I existed in one of those fantasy, comic book type of worlds, where I was able to incinerate anyone and/or anything with a quick flick of my brow. Todays villains would definitely be Garbage Mantis (aka the garbage man) and the Recylclor (aka the recycling truck) arch enemies of Moms and peacefully napping babes all over Urbania. It starts out like any other Tue/Thur/Sat/Sun, Muffin wakes up loads up her drool machine, flexes her golden pipes with a few lalala's and dadada's and a couple of really loud yells just to make sure that her voice and my ears are calibrated correctly, I guzzle down the cold coffee swill left in the bottom of yesterdays french press, select the homemade, perfectly pureed, mush du jour for her breakfast, switch on Noggin just in time for Yo Gabba (yea! I LOVE this show), she has her breakfast, she has her bath, she has her independent playtime, as well as playtime with Mom, and then we arrive flawlessly at her 1st afternoon nap, this is the time where I decide whether I should eat a healthy breakfast, shower, or check emails, make appointments, return phone calls etc. - can't do it all.....
all moms know that nap time is super important for growing babies, and mentally drained moms, so when anything interrupts this sacred ritual, and I do mean ANYTHING it is worthy of death, or at the very least severe bodily harm.
I must sign out for now, my services are requested elsewhere.....
Well it happened, yes yes the long awaited diaper surprise of the century, THE FIRST SOLID POO! and let me tell you it was nothing to scoff at either, no little tiny turdlets, no semi soft mush mixed in with little pebbles, but a full steaming well formed diaper filling, pile of poo. Along with came it came some new butt wiping challenges, it seems that solid poo doesn't quite wipe up the way the gooey yellow stuff does, it seems to cling with a vengence to Muffins tiny little butt cheeks, this, is definitely not a job for those bargain wipes (they tend to be on the dry side) I was more than thankful that the stock was those Pampers extra sensitive wipes they seem to be the most moist, and soft since it was taking a little extra elbow grease to get these new stinks off. Not only were the new stinks more clingy, buy were particularly hard to grab, they try to fake you out, you think that you have one safely secured in your wipe and nope plop plop their it goes, and we're on to take two... Of course all of this is happening while Muffin is practicing perfecting her skill of rolling over and crawling away during a diaper change, I had to gathered my wits about me, focus on the job at hand, complete the diaper change and let Muffin get on with her baby agenda. To wrap up this little rant, I quick with the camera secured some more than fabulous photo documentation!!
Well it happened we were participating in our early morning ritual of the baby shouts, animatron mommy pops to attention, grabs diapering kit, and goes to work, but today inside of her puffy little Huggies package was a surprise.....